i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape
spooky orientations for halloween:
OH YOU’RE MY FRIEND???? name 3 of my albums.
Society towards bisexuals
New Goal in Life:
make a man so turned on he cries
my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.
"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."
level one: holding hands
level two: eat sushi off of them
straight boys a summary